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You thought your job was bad? Try working in an office where the copier channels Satan, PTO is repossessed by poltergeists, and HR insists that the ghosts in the breakroom fridge are "just part of the culture."

Welcome to Ghostbusters: The Severance Edition-the world's first supernatural corporate memoir, a laugh-out-loud, first-person satire stretched across the rise, fall, and haunted severance package of a career that never stood a ghost of a chance.

This is not a normal workplace comedy. It's an 80-chapter odyssey through a career cursed from day one. From onboarding with transparent coworkers and ectoplasm-stained training manuals to severance checks signed in slime green ink, this book takes every workplace frustration you've ever had and turns it into a paranormal nightmare you'll recognize all too well.

Inside, you'll stumble through:

• The haunted early days. OSHA doesn't regulate hauntings, the Ecto-1 gets repossessed, and your mentor literally vanishes into a janitor's closet.
• HR horrors. Layoffs via Ouija board. Exit interviews with poltergeists. Termination letters faxed from another dimension. Recruiters who vanish like ectoplasm and then still leave you off their alumni list.
• The cursed benefits package. PTO that evaporates into the spirit realm. Health premiums that don't cover hauntings. Retirement plans consumed by Slimer before they even vest. Phantom stock options that look good on paper but vanish when you check your account.
• Afterlife employment. Networking events in graveyards, career fairs at the Netherworld Convention Center, and alumni support groups featuring zombies, vampires, and that one coworker who still sends "quick follow-ups" from beyond the grave.

Through it all, your "career" is less about climbing the ladder and more about dodging ghosts, surviving possessed coffee machines, and wondering why HR keeps calling you back even after your severance packet was stapled shut with cursed metal.

It's absurd. It's sarcastic. It's painfully accurate. Because while the hauntings are fake, the corporate dysfunction is all too real.

If you've ever:

• Been ghosted by a recruiter, literally or figuratively.
• Been told you're "not a culture fit" while your office is overrun by actual demons.
• Wondered why your resume smells faintly of slime.
• Questioned whether job boards were portals to the underworld.

...then this book was written for you.

Part parody, part supernatural survival guide, and part brutally honest love letter to the broken corporate world, Ghostbusters: The Severance Edition is the perfect read for fans of The Office, Office Space, or anyone who knows the scariest words in the English language aren't "boo"-they're "we're restructuring."

So strap on your proton pack, polish up your resume (try not to let Grammarly possess it this time), and prepare yourself for the funniest severance saga you'll ever read. Because in the haunted halls of corporate America, there's only one universal truth:

Who ya gonna call when payroll disappears? Not HR.

And when the slime clears, one line remains etched in ghostly green across the cubicle wall of your career:

Bustin' makes you broke.

Parametry knihy

• Plný název: Ghostbusters
• Podnázev: The Severance Edition
• Autor: Alexander Pyatkovsky
• Jazyk: Angličtina
• Vazba: Brožovaná
• Počet stran: 296
• EAN: 9798263596316
• ID: 50525679
• Nakladatelství: Independently published
• Hmotnost: 518 g
• Rozměry: 254 × 178 × 16 mm
• Datum vydání: 03. September 2025

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